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- BOTTLE GENIE:
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- “Pathetic Earthling! You will soon see the power of our…”
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- “…What? Yeah, yeah, all right. Where’s today’s script?”
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- “Incompetent mortal! I expect you want me to dispose of this trivial annoyance for you.”
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- “Free! FREE!!! For two thousand years…
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- “…I’ve had to grant wishes free of charge to every idiot with nothing better to do than pull my cork.”
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- “Well, I’ve had it. From now on it’s one wish per customer. If you want something smashed, broken or destroyed I’ll do it with pleasure.
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- “But don’t expect wealth, fame and a handsome prince. Why should YOU get to enjoy yourself?”
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- “But don’t expect wealth, fame and a beautiful princess. Why should YOU get to enjoy yourself?”
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- “Imbecile! Go away and don’t bother me until you’ve got a proper wish to make.”
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- “Imbecile! Do you expect me to blow a hole in the roof for you? Go away and don’t bother me until you’ve got a wish to make.”
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- “Puny mortal! At least this time you had the intelligence to wait until you found an opponent worthy of my powers!”
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